Titles are harder to write than haikus.

Two followers, wow!
I am getting popular -
or maybe less lame?

Awkward

I have followers;
well I guess one, technically.
My wife's old student.

PM Lawn

Hooray for Peter.
Locked myself out of the house.
Not used to locked doors.

Work

Nice day out today,
I will ride my bike to work.
Hope I don't get lost.

Americanz r dumb

5 Weeks in Europe.
Sucks to be monolingual.
We're learning German.

Today

GH 5, Milk, Corn,
Lemon Lime Seltzer, Candy.
Things I bought today.

Portia

Sometimes, my dog sucks.
She pooped on the rug again.
Hooray for Lysol.