Monday, September 28, 2009

Happy Birthday

Alice's Birthday!
Happy Birthday to Alice.
Have a great day off.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I was so thirsty yesterday.

First day of teaching.
Lots of talking, lectures, and
going over rules.

sandwich brought for lunch today.
Left water at home.

Thank you Jet...

The word "Genius";
you can say with three or four
syllables. Genius.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Math = Fun

If X equals Y,
And if Y equals thirty,
X is thirty, too.

If haikus are fun,
and a haiku is of math,
then math is fun too.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Few days late.

Went to the Renn Faire.
Saw a guy insulting folks
hit with tomatoes.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


I would like to say,
Not everyone who follows
will get a haiku.

2 for the Price of 1

If first is the worst,
and if second is the best,
Megan is hairy.

O M G get it?
Because Megan was the third
follower of this.

Titles are harder to write than haikus.

Two followers, wow!
I am getting popular -
or maybe less lame?


I have followers;
well I guess one, technically.
My wife's old student.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

PM Lawn

Hooray for Peter.
Locked myself out of the house.
Not used to locked doors.


Nice day out today,
I will ride my bike to work.
Hope I don't get lost.

Americanz r dumb

5 Weeks in Europe.
Sucks to be monolingual.
We're learning German.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


GH 5, Milk, Corn,
Lemon Lime Seltzer, Candy.
Things I bought today.


Sometimes, my dog sucks.
She pooped on the rug again.
Hooray for Lysol.


Guitar Hero 5
has a pretty good track list.
You should check it out.


Shiny on one side.
Shinier on the other.
Helped me cook my lunch.


Tied my boots today.
My left lace is very frayed.
I need new laces.